i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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