didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Stage 55 clinger. not a typo. I cannot even believe this shit.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
I just woke up to my family in the living room watching our security camera tape of me last night talking to a stop sign in our backyard... How the fuck did I get that in the yard?
I love you.
Bad choice
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