singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
A girl just told me she printed out my pictures and taped them on her wall. I have to stop sleeping with virgins.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
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