I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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