I didn't shave. On purpose
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
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