What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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