I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
He felt like a one man threesome
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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