I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
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