put your butt on the phone this is a booty call
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
You know your late night booty call was a huge fail when you go back to your car after it's over, and it's still warm.
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