Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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