school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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