would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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