and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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