yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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