woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
My mom just said "okay girls, the ONLY thing i ask is that you stay sober Saturday afternoon, until halfway through lunch. And you don't wear that crystal camo hat. This is a funeral, not a tailgate party"
Best wishes.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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