no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
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