He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Apparently I told the mayor I want to be a trophy wife
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