Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
Please remind me next time not to call the ex who cheated on me to cry about the ex who forgave me for putting him in prison. It would be much appreciated.
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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