But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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