He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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