I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
And before you get all mad cause I said "nipples," I actually discarded "you are so wet right now" and "you have such a raging clit-on right now."
That's called being sensitive.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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