So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
The spoon I was using to ice my hickey just fell out of my purse while i was paying at the liquor store. I look like an alcoholic with a meth problem.
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Thank you for not boning my boss.
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Randomize
