I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Because you put the dick in ridiculously amazing boyfriend. And you deserve to have nice things happen to your penis. That's why.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
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