Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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