I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
We have started to decorate penises.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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