My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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