I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
Dude, she literally stopped, mid fuck said "I want soup" got off my dick and make top ramen.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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