best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
There are leaves in my underwear?
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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