I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
If he breaks up with me, your job is to keep me drunk and make sure I don't sleep with anyone. Ok?
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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