Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
the only reason i even kissed her was because we were having sex when it midnight, and i heard people yelling "happy new year."
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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