yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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