Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
Just found cake in my bra, debating if I should eat it
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Randomize
