sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
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