The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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