I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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