Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
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