I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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