so explain again why im purple
no
Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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