no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
So some sort of safe sex group just flash mobbed the bar by putting condoms over people's beers.
They left screaming as a hale of lubbed up condoms rained into their hair.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
Question for you. Do you want to go out somewhere or do you want to have sloppy joes at my house? That's not a euphemism for anything; I actually have stuff to make sloppy joes
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
Probably some sort of karmic revenge for me looking at titties somewhere along the way
and for that you shall suffer
God: I won't strike you down, but I shall introduce your child to Doja Cat during a quarantine
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