I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I feel like I have two modes: Super fuckin high, or super giddy from caffeine. I have learned to accept this.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Mom and I shoplifted today. Her idea.
Retirement sounds fun.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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