This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
didn't know how to tell his mom I was confused about how long we'd been together because we banged for a full year before making it official
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I won't apologize to a one balled man
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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