I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
He said he wants to make an itinerary for the sex we'll have when I come home.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
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