Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
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