jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I think im going to throw up on grandma
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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