If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I'll just tell your children you were the queen of drunk town and you had a giant purple monkey named bongo
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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