she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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