I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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