fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
I think I just saw the silver monkey from legends of the hidden temple sitting out in someone's trash
GO. BACK. NOW.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
Randomize
