Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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