At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
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