Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
Me: 10% human, 90% poor drunken life choices.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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