Do you still have your period?
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
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