I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
please keep texting me so i can pretend someone likes me
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
