We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
There's a mouse. In the house. By the cans. With some pans. Release the cat. To eat his hat. Sorry about the mess. Of my breakfest.
No but seriously, there's a fucking mouse in the house by the beer cans
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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