It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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