We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Bang-toberfest begins!!
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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