after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
So he thinks I sent him a picture of my boob last night, but it was really just a close up of my arm.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
I'm just glad I met someone who probably won't punch you in the face
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
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